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So guess who now owns angerparade.com? Me. I fucking do. I've been waiting patiently for years as some douche hole in Colorado sat on MY domain. I have watched the price of the domain go from seventy-five, to two hundred and fifty, to twenty-five hundred, before finally settling at seven hundred and fifty dollars for the past couple years. Tonight I checked the AP's gmail which I almost never do. The guy had sent me a email offering me a once in a lifetime chance to get angerparade.com from him before he sold the domain. Well like I said I never check that account and low and behold Colorado's own nozzle of douche, Mark Patterson, no longer owns the site. Amber told me to go ahead and buy the domain of my dreams. She also suggested I buy youpaidsixtimesasmuchasme.com and offer to sell it to Mark. Now we just have to make something of it. Read the full story »

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They fly so high, nearly reach the sky... in 10 1/2 hours I will be boarding a flight to Austin, where we should be touching down shortly before 2 PM. We're renting a car, and will make our way to Amy's and settle for a minute, then we can start making plans.

Unless, of course, the plane crashes in a fiery ball of doom, at which point I will have to ride a flock of birds (whatever type is available, depending on location, I suppose) to the safety of solid ground, and then rustle a horse/lama/donkey/bear to carry me the rest of the way. If this happens, I'll try to call with an updated itinerary.

Peace, love, and chickens. Out. Read the full story »

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