The Idaho Vandals are the Mostawesomeistever

Everyone who has spent any time playing NCAA knows how frustrating it can be to play the guy who only plays as Florida State or Texas. He has memorized his standard eight cheap ass plays and even if his strategy is lacking the sheer amount of talent on his team makes it a frustrating afternoon. Don’t be that guy! Fuck that guy. Be a Vandal!

Hear me out. Here are some reasons you should seriously look at playing as the Idaho Vandals this season.

There is nowhere to go but up. Damn near any recruit you are able to bring in is going to be better than what is on the roster with a few exceptions. That becomes an important selling point when recruiting as that is one thing that a school like Idaho can offer. Idaho also borders six states and Canada. You can throw in Alaska if you like and what you’ll have is a lot of unchallenged recruiting.

Like playing Defense? That’s great; because the utter lack of Vandal offense is going to make sure your D gets tons of playing time. The Vandals have a lot of flexibility on the offensive side of the ball. When I say that, what I am really saying is that there appears to be no defined offensive strategy this season. They have several solid if not undersized running backs and a offensive line in the process of jelling. I'm personally expecting Coach Akey to line up and run. It is possible that there will be a lot of short slants across the field. So a lot of short gaining high percentage plays. At least they would be high percentage plays if Brian Reader wasn't under center. Okay maybe that's too harsh. I still stand by the comments I have made earlier about Mr. Reader. I see him making the right adjustments at the line. Before the snap of the ball he is an All American quarterback.  It is everything after that point that worries me. He has been consistently inconsistent, playing extremely well or extremely poorly alternatively. Hopefully this is the season he puts it all together. 

The Vandals play in the Kibbie Dome. Not only does it look like a Coors can from the sky it also ensures that you won’t have to deal with as many stupid fumbles as an open air arena. Plus it’s easy to pimp out the dome with some custom jams and Vandals fight songs. Last season they finally fixed the bug that had all of the fans in the stadium with their backs to the field. It must have been a pretty tough fix because it took three fucking years to work out. Really EA?

There are those of us who have been playing this game for a very long time. And there comes a point in every player’s life where he can choose to continue playing with AP coach’s poll schools or he can turn to the dark side and play with the worst of the worst. I am the latter. Those of you that still insist on playing as USC need to understand that you are the preppy double popped collar piece shit that I live to destroy. I will find you, I will embarrass you, and I will fuck up your ranking. If you are comfortable with that then please, don’t be the Vandals. You’re not good enough.