New Anger Parade Contest! Name Wade's Son!

. 05 March, 2011
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As every expecting father knows, naming your baby can be one of the most challenging things you will face. I'm sure it ranks right up there with accepting you are always wrong, always smelly, always the cause of generally anything and everything bothering your pregnant spouse at any given time. It is your fault that this demon, heart burn inducing, devil spawn is in her. So man up and name your kid something awesome!



We here at the Anger Parade would first like to congratulate Wadem's on his contribution to the revolution. As far as the name thing some ground rules:

1) No president names. none. NOT EVER.
2) Vowels are a good thing. Use them.
3)No super "cool" or "neat-o" ways of spelling classic names. You're just gonna look like an idiot when fifty other Daesiee or Shun's show up for their first day of kindergarten.
4) Don't name them after a car
5) Don't name them after a liquor
6) No last name first names
7) No guy/girls names
8) Finally use the middle name. Don't let your kid be the one at the DMV who has to have that awkward conversation with someone who really doesn't give a shit.

So post away. The winner gets a kid.

24 comments:

Mike said...

Pee Pee Poo Poo Wee Wee Woo Woo Dial.

Mike said...

Johnathon "Poo Nose" Dial

Mike said...

Laser Guided Death Dial

Mike said...

Charles Deathwish Dial

Amber said...

Of Blood Ampersand Dial

But we call him "&" for short

Mike said...

A dingo ate my Dial

realJWade said...

Some repeats from my twitter feed for prosperity:

Maximus Tiberius William Adama Sipowicz Dial

realJWade said...

Jesus Yoda Gandalf Dial

realJWade said...

Spartacus Axehammer Dial

realJWade said...

Varro Wolverine Trollkiller Dial

realJWade said...

Geoffry Odysseus Dial

realJWade said...

Brock MurderDeathKill Lesnar Dial

realJWade said...

My favorite so far: Mr. T Rex Dial

realJWade said...

Bloodwine Spearstorm Dial

realJWade said...

William Solomon Chief Dial

Anonymous said...

Super Columbine Massacre RPG Dial

realJWade said...

Bond, James Bond Dial.

realJWade said...

Prince Super Ace Dial.

Mike said...

Big Rig Over the Road Dial

Mike said...

Ceiling Cat

realJWade said...

Boy

Vandal said...

Ryan Ketcheson Dial

Vandal said...

Rick Sanchez is a stupid fucking idiot and I hope he dies a painfully slow death inside of a burning Buick Skylark Dial

realJWade said...

Oh dear baby jesus. Ryan Ketcheson Dial? Kill me with a stick. Just beat me until I die. Awful. Ugh.