New Anger Parade Contest! Name Wade's Son!

As every expecting father knows, naming your baby can be one of the most challenging things you will face. I'm sure it ranks right up there with accepting you are always wrong, always smelly, always the cause of generally anything and everything bothering your pregnant spouse at any given time. It is your fault that this demon, heart burn inducing, devil spawn is in her. So man up and name your kid something awesome!



We here at the Anger Parade would first like to congratulate Wadem's on his contribution to the revolution. As far as the name thing some ground rules:

1) No president names. none. NOT EVER.
2) Vowels are a good thing. Use them.
3)No super "cool" or "neat-o" ways of spelling classic names. You're just gonna look like an idiot when fifty other Daesiee or Shun's show up for their first day of kindergarten.
4) Don't name them after a car
5) Don't name them after a liquor
6) No last name first names
7) No guy/girls names
8) Finally use the middle name. Don't let your kid be the one at the DMV who has to have that awkward conversation with someone who really doesn't give a shit.

So post away. The winner gets a kid.